BRITISH
❒ You drink a lot of tea.
❒ You know what a brolly is.
❒ Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
❒ You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
✔ You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
✔ Fish and chips are yummy.
❒ You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
❒ You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
✔ It's football.... Not soccer.
Total = 3
AUSTRALIAN
❒ You wear flip-flops all year.
❒ You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
✔ You love a backyard barbie.
✔ You know a barbie is not a doll. (Barbie: An Australian Term for a Barbecue)
❒ You love the beach.
❒ Sometimes you swear without realizing.
❒ You're a sports fanatic.
❒ You are tanned. (Quite the opposite. XD)
❒ You're a bit of a bogan.
Total = 2
ITALIAN
✔ Your last name ends in a vowel.
✔ Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
✔ You know how a real meatball tastes.
✔ You know Italian songs.
✔ You have dark hair and dark eye color. (Hazel eyes that can change to brown, green, and hazel; I have Auburn hair)
✔ You speak some Italian.
✔ You are under 5'10''
✔ Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world.
✔ You talk with your hands. (Sometimes. :l )
Total = 9 (I'm mostly Italian with 25%)
SPANISH
❒ You say 'member' instead of remember.
✔ You speak Spanish or some.
❒ You like tacos.
❒ YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr
❒ You are dark skinned.
✔ You know what a Puta is.
✔ You talk fast occasionally. (Italians talk fast too. :l )
❒ You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. (My parents will never allow me and I don't want any)
❒ You know what platanos are.
Total = 3
RUSSIAN
❒ You say villain as: Vee-lon.
❒ You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
✔ You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
❒ You know of somebody named Natasha.
✔ You don't get cold easily.
❒ You get into contests all the time.
✔ You can easily make do with the cold weather.
✔ You can speak some Russian.
✔ You love listening to techno.
Total = 5
POLISH
❒ Your parents let you drink.
❒ You know what a pizda is.
❒ You have Pierogi at least once a week.
❒ People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you're Polish.
❒ People randomly call you their best friend.
❒ You have made/know what pisanki are.
✔ You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup
Total = 1
IRISH
❒ You think beer is the best.
✔ You have a bad temper.
❒ Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with ay, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
✔ You have blue or green eyes. (Hazel which can change colors for me)
✔ You like the color green. (Not my favorite, but it's okay)
❒ You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
✔ You have a family member from Ireland.
✔ You have/had red hair. (Scotland has more Redheads than Ireland.)
✔ You have/had freckles. (YOU CAN'T REMOVE FRECKLES. >U )
Total = 6
ASIAN
❒ You have slanty/small eyes.
✔ You like rice a lot.
❒ You are good at math.
✔ You have played the piano.
❒ You have family from Asia
✔ You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
✔ Most people think you're Chinese (Just because I speak JAPANESE doesn't mean I'm Chinese or Japanese.)
✔ You call hurricanes typhoons. (Sometimes)
❒ You go to Baulko.
Total = 5
GERMAN
✔ You like bread. (I FUCKING LOVE BREAD AND BUTTER)
❒ You think American Chocolate is good.
✔ You speak some German.
✔ You know what Schnitzel is.
✔ You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
✔ You went to Pre-school.
✔ You're under 5'4".
❒ You have been to Germany
Total = 6
CANADIAN
❒ You like to ride 4 wheelers.
❒ You love beer.
✔ You say eh. (Sometimes)
❒ You know what poutine is.
✔ You speak some French.
❒ You love Tim Horton's.
❒ At one point you lived in a farm house.
✔ You watch(ed) Degrassi. (Only some, until I was like, "Screw this." -changes channel)
Total = 3
FRENCH
✔ You like French toast.
❒ You love wine.
✔ You speak a little or are fluent in French. (My mom speaks fluently)
✔ You have eaten a snail.
✔ You like fashion.
❒ You have been to France.
✔ You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew. (I'm Catholic)
Total = 5
AMERICAN
✔ You like fast food. (I eat it when I have to...)
✔ You call football football and soccer soccer... (I call it both so people can understand me)
✔ You can trace your ancestry back to Ellis Island... (YES I CAN, My Great Great Grandparents were from Palermo, Sicily, Italy, and came to Ellis Island in 1892)
❒ you watch way too much TV
❒ You are obsessed with the royal wedding
✔ You have a dog. (Had one, we had to put her to sleep... R.I.P Scraps)
❒ You have a cushy job
❒ You were sad when Steve Jobs died
Total = 4
NORWEGIAN
❒ You know what lefse is.
✔ You can speak some Norwegian.
❒ You love trolls.
❒ You know what lutefisk is.
❒ You have been whale hunting/seeing.
✔ Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
✔ Fish is a huge part of your diet.
✔ You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
❒ You know how to fish or have fished before.
Total = 4
BELGIAN
❒ You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
✔ You like french fries.
✔ You think Belgian chocolate rules.
❒ You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
✔ You speak both Dutch and French.
✔ You like Belgian waffles.
❒ You call a pub or bar a café.
❒ You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
❒ You drive/own a French or German car.
✔ You have a lot of comments on your government.
Total = 5
DUTCH
✔ You like the color orange. (It's not a bad color)
❒ You are a football enthusiast.
✔ You often go to 'coffee shops'. (My brother takes me with him...)
❒ You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'
✔ You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
✔ You have a cheerful nature.
✔ You like the sea. (It can be scary for me sometimes)
✔ You are good at building handiwork projects.
❒ You tend to favor the megalomania.
Total: = 6
ARAB
❒ You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
❒ You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian
❒ You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
❒ You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
❒ You are tanned.
❒ You have black hair.
❒ Your last name starts with "Al" or "bin"
❒ You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
❒ You dislike reading.
Total: = 0
